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How To Talk To Your Cat About Abstinence

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You've talked to your cat about gun safety and evolution, but you still need to have The Talk. Birds and bees aren't just flying creatures your cat chases, your cat needs to know about the dangers of premarital sex, the importance of abstinence, the cat heaven that embraces those that abstain, and the kitty hell that awaits those that live in sin. You might have thought it was ok to talk to your cat about birth control and STDs but really waiting is the only way. Make sure your kitteh knows to keep its promise!